Humchee Pple

Introducing the first of the "Humchee Pple"

Mr David Ng

All about him
All about him
All about him
All about him


Height: 155cm
Weight: 48-50kg

Major turning points: Joined ACS, saw cute girls in tution class
Best part of life: Bein in ACS!
****PHONE NUMBER CENSORED**** As humchee as he is, we don't want him raped and murdered somewhere in Lorong 5 Geylang by a roving gang of gays...

Full Name: David Ng Qing Kai AKA Scratch and Sniff, [JF](F@lconer)!?! / !H3LL'S H0r53M@n!
BIRTHDAY: 19 December

INTERESTS: CS, ANYTHING Half-Lifey, Star Wars, Command & Conquer Games, FRIENDS, (cheers to Colin of Ground Zero, [JF]<J@de>(Rouge) & [JF]<J@de>(Wraith) ) Basketball , BOOKS, members of opposite sex, movies, Italian food, & Korean food.

Comments: Cheers to all my friends! 2 I@n Ch3w, sorry 'bout yur little finger, Hang in there, Wai Leong, U rule! O, n bryan, crap up about your damn G-Force 3. Andrew & Manu, my man, Keepers of all things battletechy, Nat Boon boy, Have good luk hor! Mr Foo (Fireant) SD rulz! Good luk Y2K Kelvin boy! Mark, good luk on thoth, k? [JF]<J@de>(R0UGE) of 1B1, U r the best ron 2 all The krazy ppl on the bsktball team, Barny Hopz! ~THE SOCIAL OUTCAST
(Heh Heh)

My motto: THE FALCON IS RISING Bryan Tan Sux.


COMMENTS

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Muhahaha!! HUMCHEE!! Humchee 3:16

Nat Boon

I think David Ng Scratch and Sniff looks like a pimp in his picture.

David Ng

Bryan Tan Sux! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Keith Lee

That insubordinate fool! I shall destroy him!

Kelvin Yu

He is so lousy in CS, Can knife him not in knife fight. So lousy...

Roadkill

Look at him eating green shit in the "GROWN UP" picture

W-N-B-H

David Ng looks like a retard when he was yound. From Chao Yang Kindergarten

David Ng Loser

I suck in CS. I like to humph and whine.

Ur mudda

David NG watch OUt! UR Nipples r in tubble!!

Ur fudda

You die david, I am gonna pinch your balls out.

SUPERMAN IS DEAD

Superman is dead!!

F**ker Bastard

David Ng, u go suck pussy! You r never, i mean NEVER get a refund on your CD!

F**ker Bastard

Hey ya pieca bull! you're a friggin gay dog, and a stoopid bum. But your OK to beat up!

Boyz

What is that piece of shit doing there? Ha!

Boyz

David Ng looks like a *******... a dickman!

His Mum

I hate you son, you drove me to retirement! And you cost $3500 to feed each year!! FAT PIG!!

LEVER

WOW!! $3500 TO FEED!! SO FAT!!!!!

Person

David Ng is an Xtra loser!!!

His Mum

He costs alot to feed too!! $300 a month!!

"David Ng" (fake)

I luv my dick. 1½ inch.

Mustafafaggot

I luv your dick.

Anon.

Hey! We need more space for comments!!

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