Humchee Pple


Name: Loke Hon Yiong AKA Wangér Lover/Hubby
Age: 13
Date of Birth: Wang Dynasty
Sex: Not Sure

Hobbies: Playing soccer, admiring Wangér

About Him

His hotline:

1900-WANG

Ambition:

Wants 2 be a porn star!!

Overall:
The "humchee committee" gives him
= 2/3 Humchee Stars


COMMENTS

Actual spelling punctuation marks (or absence of) as well as any self-censorship are preserved. Just because the name is there doesn't mean it's really that person.

Janan

He is my good friend but he is very gay with me and rollin seah.

Amos

I am gay with him.

(liquid-papered over) Kelvin

I love hon yiong, he treats me so well, oh yea.

wang2 lao3 shi1 (in chinese)

(in chinese) ta1 hen3 ke2 ai1, ke2 shi2 wo3 zui4 xi3 huan1 *mess of strike-out lines* a1!
Translated: He's very cute, but the one I like best is *strike out lines9!

Me!

He cool" far far look like p**n star, near near look like gorilla" seng seng

B.B.W.

Hon Yiong is gay!!!

Kelvin

I suck his fat AB's

Kelvin

I suck his cock

His Mum

I'm gonna smack him when he comes home tonite!! How dare he become a porn star!!

Mustafafaggot

I *heart* his dick. 12"!!!

The Red Mustafa

I like his hair!!!

David Ng

FUCK U! YOU'RE MORE POPULAR THAN ME! BIASED SHIT!!!

Wang

CUM'N' DO IT TO ME!! CANT CONTROL NO MORE!!

StEel Br@

The stalker is back.... pamela.... watchout!!

Barucuda

hory n sas, "hi" DDP only to gals looks kindof gay when he is alone in the hous an thats the bottom line 'cause Baracuda said so!!!

Keith Lee

I'm gonna send you to hell you shit flinging Gorilla! (Seng Seng!)

Ivan Bau

Han Yang (chinese)shi1 wo3 de4 hao2 peng3 you2 (is my good friend), good friend! He has a cute @ss!

DDP

On comments on Hon Yiong, is it getting 20% more hairier around here? Cpancle, watch out.

Charles Bau

Who cares a *???* about Wangér. I just wanna pluck his white facial hair! lol.

Spank-much-monke

Wei Sheng likes Hon Yiong's ass

Sunny

I think that Hon Yiong should go for extension excercises if he wants to star in porn. I heard from wang that he is only 2cm!

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