Humchee Pple

Name: Colin Chia
AKA: Colin Chia
CS Nick: [CeVaR]^HornyChicken^[R3D]

Probable Future Profession: Porn Site Webmaster

(yup, lucky *******... you will all be allowed to thump him once as a result of jealousy)

Interests: 3% fixed deposit at OUB, and 2.5% at Standard Chartered.

HTML Pro

(amazes Zheng Hao with his skill)
(According to Ian Tay)

Cheerz: Everyone, esp S.A.S 21 and [CeVaR]^gigi^[Bluezzz] for more or less shifuing me. Jevan, stay horny, and avoid gayness unless you're already in it... And don't forget to thank the peeps at Phantasy Werkz who give me discounted LAN games.

OTHER INFO: ***CENSORED***13
Pen***CENSORED***ngth: ***CENSORED***
Average ej***CENSORED***ml
...Yup.. very unknown... very R rated!!

~THE UN1337 H4X0R

The humchee committee gives him

2/3 HUMCHEE STARS


COMMENTS

Actual spelling punctuation marks (or absence of) as well as any self-censorship are preserved. Just because the name is there doesn't mean it's really that person.

Mustafafaggot

I luv His Huge Dick... I'm gunna get my hole onto it!!!

Colin

All gays will be murdered and dropped into the canal... next!

Ian

Zheng Hao is really a newbie

Janan

He is quite a nice boy but 2 vulgar. Too much fuck and so on.

Ian Tay Wei Sheng

He is too white, get blacker Colin!!!

Rollin

He used 2 be my rollin partner but nowhelikes Creed not Limp Biscuit [NB: Can't spell his fave band's name properly!! Its Bizkit not Biscuit!]

Keith Lee

My master rules! I will not let you insult him. Die you stupid fools!

Nat

I love Colin He's my friend

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BOON
NAT ^ IS FAT - Nathaniel Boon

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Nat Boon is Far - Nathaniel Boon (The mighty, handsome, glutinous lol, shape-shifting, mighty, handsome)

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Nat is Hairy Marshmallow


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