Class Biographies!

Number 1 thing to remember:

IT'S JUST A JOKE!

Adi Alim
Probable future profession: Rich Guy, Professional bed-warmer

Nathaniel Boon
AKA: Nat Boon, Hairy Marshmallow
Probable future profession: Gaming magazine critic.

Colin Chia
Probable future profession: Porn Site Webmaster

Glenn Choo
AKA: Smile and make Mr CK Tang happy.
Probable future profession: Nitpicking violent computer games

Choo Zheng Hao
AKA: HTML Newbie
Probable future profession: Complain-king, Professional Newbie: "I can't believe you could create a 3d game in 10 months!!", "Pros use FrontPage!".

David Dewinne
AKA: Dł, our "beloved" class monitor
Probable future profession: Assistant to the Royal Vizier. You're such a genius!

Ivan Eio
AKA: Ivan Bau
Probable future profession: High Priest of a evil, boring cult

Joel Foo
Probable future profession: Programmer

Andrew Goh
AKA: Battletechie
Probable future profession: Battletech game and food product evaluator

Joshua Ho
AKA: Bae-Hoe
Probable future profession: Random comment guy

Janan Hoe
AKA: Chye Sin
Probable future profession: Male fashion model

Ian Nicholas Chew
AKA: Extra-(former) monitor
Probable future profession: Gets people wound up by being very, very extra.

Kuah Qing Yuan
Probable future profession: Spreader of malicious gossip

Keith Jared Lee
AKA: Bau's Kiss
Probable future profession: Annoys people by throwing red things at them

Jevan Li
AKA: Pimpin' Ain't Easy, Jev4n G_y
Probable future profession: Originator of malicious gossip

Charles Lim
Probable future profession: Singapore's very own Mr. "Let me see that..."

David Lim
Probable future profession: Debt collector

Kyle Nathanel Lim
AKA: Mr. Canadian
Probable future profession: Singapore Ambassador to Canada, or vice versa.

Loke Hon Yiong
AKA: Wang-er Hubby
Probable future profession: Porn star

Manav Melwani Ashok
AKA: Ashoka
Probable future profession: The Ashoka of Battletech

David Ng
AKA: Scratch N' Sniff
CS Nick: !H3LL'5 H0r53M@n!
Probable future profession: Gaming nerd/Quality Control Manager at a Scratch n' Sniff product factory.

Ethan Ng
AKA: Gossip guy
Probable future profession: Conspires with Jevan to produce gossip

Julian Ng
AKA: Poser
Probable future profession: Pretends to be CEO of a large company

Keith Peh
AKA: Cooldude
Probable future profession: Professional gangster. Hire him for $15 per hour or buy the special loanshark package which includes roughing up victim, spray painting his house and a free chicken head, all for just $99.95!

Michael Seow
Probable future profession: Mister Blend-in

Nathaniel Shen
AKA: White Nipplet Odour King
Probable future profession: Hired by companies to stink up rival's corporate meeting rooms

Ryan Siah
AKA: Rollin Siah
Probable future profession: Professional Nerd

Darius Sim
Probable future profession: Laughing at inane things

Bryan Tan Bee Hock
AKA: Bunny Hock, I Gotta G-Force 3!!
Probable future profession: On the development team of the G-Force 15

Amos Tan
AKA: Horny Bastard
Probable future profession: One horny pimp

Joshua Tan
Probable future profession: The classmate you knew nothing about

Andrew Tan
Probable future profession: Professional Smiler. $0.50 a smile.

Ian Tay
Probable future profession: Graphics card tester/reviewer. Holds audiences captive with speeches about the wonderful graphics you will get on the G-Force 15. Did I mention you need 64 terabytes RAM, people?

Christopher Teo
AKA: Mustafa
Probable future profession: Hated universally for his "you're going to hell" and "one more time and I'm booking you" preaching

Desmond Wong
Probable future profession: The toast of the renunion party

Jeremy Wong
Probable future profession: "Don't you remember me??"

Wong Wei Sheng
Probable future profession: Cartoonist who constantly fustrates the Straits Times by refusing to provide cartoons without sexual references.

Wong Yi Chun
Probable future profession: Constantly hiding his 'proness' to avoid being promoted to be right under the CEO, whom he hates.

Woo Wai Leong
Probable future profession: Scrap PC builder. So do you prefer an internal fan or the standing fan?

Yuan Yuet Chong
Probable future profession: "Uhhh..."

Yee Zhi Jian
AKA: Jian
Probable future profession: Jailed for 6 weeks for looking happy

Kelvin Yu
CS Nick: y2k
Probable future profession: Pro at everything, but just can't seem to stop bribing policemen